if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
if justin bieber doesn’t have a teddy bear named justin biebear then what’s the point
Why talk about friend zones when you can talk about Frozone
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas